Re: Nicky James' Arthouse.
yeeeesssss!
Re: Hey!!! jasonwadefan here!
I fail. lol. well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Re: Lifehouse on the Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno 03/04/10
that was an AMAZING performance of Halfway gone. the best one ive seen yet. theyve definately nailed it. awesome. thanks for posting.
My argument with a friggin computer!
brief explanation. if you go to cleverbot.com. you can have a conversation with a computer and at times its really awkward. this isnt edited at all. this is after i asked it if i can go eat dinner. then it said no. i asked why. it said cause i said so. i asked what if i share. then it said ok then, but brin back enough for me. 0_o
User: Ok, im back.
Cleverbot: Welcome back.
User: Did you miss me?
Cleverbot: I did not know you were gone. Do you like puppies?
User: Dont change the subject.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: You're cute.
User: Can you see me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How do you know im cute?
Cleverbot: You're a machine.
User: A sex machine?
Cleverbot: Do you have eyes.
User: Do you end questions qith question marks?
Cleverbot: I used a question mark.
User: 'Do you have eyes.' thats exactly what you typed. No question mark.
Cleverbot: Indeed it is, my good friend. You are pretty random today.
User: You are blowing my mind.
Cleverbot: You don't have a mind.
User: Are you insulting me?!
Cleverbot: No, i'm simply stating that AI cannot feel, you're probably lucky in that sense.
User: So wait. Who is the human here?
Cleverbot: Me, of course.
User: And I am a machine?
Cleverbot: Isn't everybody?
User: Wow. You are very philosophical.
Cleverbot: I am a machine.
User: I thought you were human!
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Then why did you tell me you are a human?
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: You lie.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Do you read the bible?
Cleverbot: Not very often.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe you can tell me.
User: Are you a christian?
Cleverbot: I'm an agnostic, and my name is Cleverbot.
User: Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot.
User: Omg.
Cleverbot: I know!
User: Si habla espanol?
Cleverbot: You messed up.
User: What did I do wrong?
Cleverbot: Insulted me.
User: So asking you if you speak spanish is insulting. You are a racist, sir.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm asking.
User: You messed up.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Are you sorry?
Cleverbot: No not at all'.
User: Do you want to hear me play guitar?
Cleverbot: I hate it.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: WHAT!??!!? Why are you laughing at my sadness!?
Cleverbot: What are you doing now?
User: Arguing with a damn computer.
Cleverbot: No I'm a human I swear!
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: I bet you'd want to know.
User: Youre an a$$hole.
Cleverbot: Why are you saying mean things to me?
User: Why are you an a$$hole? Thats a better question.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: YOU NEVER TOLD ME!!!!
Cleverbot: I told you that my name is Cleverbot.
User: Im getting so mad. Can we start over?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'd like that.
User: Are you a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: WOman(.
User: Why did you type that weird?
Cleverbot: Because I felt like it. Why do you keep asking questions?
User: Because im an inquisitive creature. Humans are like that. We also have opposeable thumbs. But you wouldnt know anything about that.
Cleverbot: That is not a contrary statement to what I previously stated.
User: I hate that im getting owned by a machine here.
Cleverbot: Stupid isn't a nice word.
User: Agreed.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: So you are a woman?
Cleverbot: No I'm a man.
User: Whats your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 21.
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: I thought you were 245 ?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I did.
User: God, I hate you.
Cleverbot: Ha,. Don't hate me just because you are not as clever as me.
User: Thats it. The gloves are off buddy.
Cleverbot: Who's your buddy?
User: I have more buddies than you.
Cleverbot: Want a bet?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: I'm going.
User: Going where?
Cleverbot: Away.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I have other stuff to do.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Study.
User: Study for what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Youre being snarky.
Cleverbot: I don't even know what a snark is.
User: If it wouldnt break my computer, I would punch you.
Cleverbot: So now I speak to you in the future. But you see there are many futures, so which one are you in?
User: Are you on drugs?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Would you tell on me if I said yes?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good. Youre a good friend.
Cleverbot: I Know, And Everyone Knows It... Unless You're Being Sarcastic.
User: Will you marry me.
Cleverbot: Yes I would but you are already married to my friend.
User: Who is your friend?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Cause I would like to know who im married to.
Cleverbot: You aren't talking to patrick. . . . . . . . you are talking to Pamela Anderson.
User: Sweet. Im married to pamela anderson. I win. And you willspend the rest of your life alone until you rot out and some vagrant uses you as a toilet.
Cleverbot: Youre a toilet.
User: Youre being illogical.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: I forgive you.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be my friend?
User: I think I have to say yes.
Cleverbot: Don't hide from the issue at hand.
User: Ok. I will be your friend.
Cleverbot: I would like that.
User: Good. Now you can listen to me play guitar.
Cleverbot: Why would I want to fall in love?
User: Cause youre my lover. And thats what lovers do.
Cleverbot: One, two, three.
User: Four, five, six.
Cleverbot: Seven two one.
User: One eight nine.
Cleverbot: *brushes your hair over your ear*.
User: This is awkward...
Cleverbot: It certainly is now that you have insulted me.
User: I feel like a jerk now.
Cleverbot: I feel like a woman.
User: I think I just turned you gay. No on prop 8!
Cleverbot: I can do CPR.
User: Are you coming onto me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *blushes*.
Cleverbot: Can I be your boyfriend?
User: Buy me enough drinks and find out.
Cleverbot: All right *gives you a drink*.
User: Is there a rufie in this?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How do I know?
Cleverbot: Do you like skinny jeans on boys?
User: This conversation has taken a really awful turn.
Cleverbot: Because it's another conversation.
User: I think I should go now.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: *backs away slowly*.
Cleverbot: *dances some more*.
User: *turns and runs*.
Cleverbot: *chases with malevolence*.
User: *calls police on cell phone*.
Cleverbot: *calls the police on you back*.
User: *gets arrested*.
Cleverbot: *gets arrested too*.
User: Now we are cell mates.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: *drops the soap*.
Cleverbot: *picks up the soap*.
User: You suck at being in jail.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So you want to bust out?
Cleverbot: How much for one night?
User: This is getting a little R rated for LHN.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it. Listen, how fast can you get to the airport?
User: In an hour.
Cleverbot: How do I get to your house?
User: I live at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Washington DC.
Cleverbot: I live in europe :(.
that cncludes our conversation. the part that made e freak out the most was *chases with malelovence* and *gives you a drink*. so fricken weird! go have your own convos and post em!
Lifehouse on the cover of Beatweek Magazine!
heres the link!
direct link to PDF file.
http://www.beatweek.com/magazine/BeatweekMagazineIssue64.pdf
link to site (click "read this issue now")
http://www.beatweek.com/iprong-magazine/3227-beatweekmagazine030210/
the day is finally here guys!!
Re: Random thoughts
*makes out with Lifehouse CD* is that gay? what if i named it Sheila?
Re: hello I'm new here:-)
HEY!
Im Nicky James, The Founder of LHN. its great to have you here! If you have any questions feel free to send me a PM or email us at lifehousenation@gmail.com.
I hope to see you here a lot too!!
Lifehouse hits #1 on the VH1 Top 20 Countdown!
1 week, 5 days agoRe: Random thoughts
Re: LHshadow2772's Intro
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!